So I was messing around, and had another one of my grand ideas and put a condom over a rounded bottle about 1-3/4" diameter, lathered it with lotion, and then put it up my ***. I quickly realized that was a dumb idea because it hurt. I went and used the bathroom, and when I pushed I got a cloudy mucus like substance which smelled like the lotion, and some blood. I quickly got nervous, and figured I should ask so I came to y.a. can't go to a doctor. Pretty sure its nothing but wanted a second opinion. I don't know what's wrong with me but ever since I hit puberty, which is fairly recent, I've been horny so often and come up with ridiculous ideas like these. Is this a normal part of puberty or am I a special kind of Messed up? I'm not gay, so is this normal to have inclinations to experiment with your body these ways? Please no mean answers. Thanks.
Update:Thanks for the quick responses. The bleeding is now very light and seems to have subsided mostly. As for the mucus like substance, do you think that it is just the lotion coming back out or something else? I only ask because it doesn't have the same consistency as the lotion when it first came out of the bottle. It seems more like a sticky-ish consistency. Thoughts?
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You'll be fine. The bleeding will stop eventually. The other substance is most likely the lotion, it just changed consistency after being up your butt for a little. Hey, its ok to experiment, butt play can be very fun if you do it right. I recommend using your fingers first and do not use the lotion again. Buy some ky lube from Walmart and hide it in your room. I think that bottle was too big for your first time is all.
Experimenting like this is very normal in puberty (and even later!), and it doesn't mean you're gay. (Both gay and straight guys do this kind of thing.)
Suggestion: go to the drugstore and get a stool softener such as Colace, and take one pill a day with a lot of water. This will soften your stools and give your anal sphincter some time to heal so you don't end up with a fissure on your anus. Anal fissures DO hurt, and they bleed and they can actually require surgery to correct.
Its fairly normal to want to learn your body. it happens when you first start walking and running, and again at puberty.
The bleeding is likely because anal skin is pretty dry, not very flexible and prone to tearing easily.
If it isn't bleeding anymore you should be fine, just don't push to hard when you use the toilet and keep other things out of there.
Watch it closely, if it keeps bleeding go to the doctor. The lining of your anus is very sensitive damage. Most likely you'll be fine, but again if it keeps bleeding, go see a doctor.
If you need a good reason as to why you need to go and are willing to lie to avoid embarrassment, just tell your parents you fell on something and you're bleeding. But tell the doctor the truth, he's seen everything and it wont shock him.
You will probably be OK. The pain saved you from doing something dumber!
Get some hemorrhoid ointment or suppositories and put it back there to help the healing.
Hopefully it will heal on its own, but if not ask your parents to take you to the doctor because
you are bleeding. You don't have to explain why to them, but you should to the doctor.
1. Normal.
2. Normal.
3. Could be lotion or fecal matter or a combination of lotion and fecal matter. Don't worry about it.
4. If this is the worst thing that ever happens to you or that you do to yourself, you're gonna be president someday. Totally normal.
many kids do like to experiment, most are more tame like walking around the house naked, or experimenting with friends. what you did is more extreme, but I do not feel you are messed up. If you were trying to cause pain, I would worry.
why the hell you did this