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EDIT - OK, don't want to be a 'party pooper'

What holds the moon up ?

Moon beams

What is an astronomical unit?

One helluva big apartment.

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol

When Nasa first started sending up astronauts, they discovered ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, Nasa scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C. The Russians used a pencil.

Would a lunar married couple go on a "honeyEarth"?

Q: Why is the dog star so far away from the moon?

A: It is afraid of luna-ticks

Did you know that there is a an actual address in Rochester New York called "Moon Crescent"?

Q: Why does the new moon not show itself?

A: It's just a phase it's going through.

Q: Why was Weight Watchers so successful on the moon?

A: Because members could eat all the green cheese they wanted and still lose over 80 percent of their weight.

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