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Hell no...I just blow *** and blame the husband or kids!!

Nope

More relieved than embarrassed

My farts are normally quiet so I just walk away before the smell becomes unbearable.

Yes, but I laugh it off. :P

I'd rather not LOOK like I'm embarrassed.

"HELL YEAH I farted!"

just clench then it comes out quiet and then be like it smells funny

yes

Naw.

no as they are always silent

I just don't.