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'life never gives you what you deserve,it only gives you what you demand'

'pain is inevitable,suffering is optional'

'there is a time for departure even if there is no certain place to go'

-Tennessee Williams

'Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live'

-Norman Cousins

'Nothing ends nicely, that's why it ends.'

-Tom Cruise

'I had rather have a fool make me merry, than experience make me sad.'

-William Shakespeare

these are some of the quotes that inspire me...

When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right.

- Albert Guinon

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los

Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.

- Albert Einstein

Falling in love is not at all the most stupid thing that people do - but gravitation cannot be held responsible for it. – Einstein

Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners. - Shakespeare

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

– Jack Handey

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

- Johnny Carson

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.

- Kurt Vonnegut

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

- Groucho Marx

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

- Phyllis Diller

The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them.

- Sir William Bragg

Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.

– Jack Handey

These are just a FEW of my favorites...

Good luck!

these are my favorites-

the ones ending with a ; are lyrics from songs..

-Smile big for everyone, even when you know what they've done.

-I'm not a perfect person. there's many things I wish I didn't do, But I continue learning;

-I look around at what everyone has And I forget about all I've got;

-I forgive, but I never forget.

-a day without smiling is a day wasted.

-Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.

-the only people you need in your life are the ones that prove they need you in theirs.

-Life's not about the people who act true to your face. It's about the people who remain true behind your back.

-live for the moments you can't put into words.

-sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much more for them.

-You better know that in the end, It's better to say too much, than never to say what you need to say again;

-i'm the kind of girl who doesn't say much, but when i do, it means a lot.

1) People are not their thoughts. They think they are. And it brings them all kinds of sadness.

2)I want you stop gathering information from the outside, and start gathering it from the inside. People are afraid of what's inside. And it's the only place they're ever going to find what they need.

3) Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. -Charlie Chaplin

4) Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, then . .you aren't.

5) It is only with the heart, that one can see rightly. The essential, is invisible to the naked eye.

6) Stop trying to sell me food with 'the good kind of fat'. Ice cream, cheesesticks, pizza and chips are supposed to be

bad for you. That's what makes them good! Besides there's only one good kind of fat. And that's Kardashian's booty..

7) Find a way to stay above thought. It's the only way to happiness.

8) The most beautiful adventures, are not those we seek.

9) All men die. Not all men truly live.

10) We all have gifts. You're here to open yours. And to help people open theirs, if they need it.

Life's a garden, Dig it. -Joe Dirt

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. -unknown

Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.- James Dean

If life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.- unknown

i love to quote about life teaching:e.g i hope you like thiz,i prefer to be a drimer amongst the humblest .............than the lords among those without dreams and desire

"Screaming is bad for the voice but good for the soul" - Conor Oberst

we hold these truths to be self evident

the founding fathers

"Ah get born, keep warm

Short pants, romance, learn to dance

Get dressed, get blessed

Try to be a success

Please her, please him, buy gifts

Don't steal, don't lift

Twenty years of schoolin'

And they put you on the day shift"

-Dylan

Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.