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For an inspirational one:

"Before you start ripping someone to shreds with harsh words and actions, you should take the time to find the truth behind the situation at hand. All of that implying and passing judgements is gonna make you look like a big ignorant fool." ~Veedan Shimakuura quotes.

For a silly one:

"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces." ~Judith Viorst

"The best quotes aren't always from popular people, but when they are, microwave."