tattoo your entire body like a cat, and get insert in your face and head! (o and get a tail) also start walking around on 4 legs and don't eat with your hands. eat mice and bugs, lick your body to clean yourself (lol). get high off of catnip, and etc. hahah hope this helped
i dunno if your gonna be able to manage this......its a difficult process. if you have the stomach, the heart and the big fat balls to do this, then READ ON!
first, you need to acquire some kind of large cattle. it doesn't matter what colour, as long as its definitely only brown.
next you need to find a small child and attach skateboards to his hand and feet and watch him roll away into the distance. enough slacking! back to the transformation.
take a cactus, no bigger than 2 foot and wrap it in the curtains from your uncles kitchen. this is imperative.
now climb into that large cattle you found. treat it like a hotel!
when you emerge you will find that you are actually a cat.
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tattoo your entire body like a cat, and get insert in your face and head! (o and get a tail) also start walking around on 4 legs and don't eat with your hands. eat mice and bugs, lick your body to clean yourself (lol). get high off of catnip, and etc. hahah hope this helped
Wait till you die
then you will become renincarnated as a cat
depends on the relgion you are
lol
somepeople believe.
Personally I don't
Tell me how it turns out
or just ask god when you go to heaven
Reasonable one
act like one and dress like one
on halloween.
Plastic sugery
or wait till like 10000 years later
when they become experts in technology and transform stuff and make duplicates and stuff and turn you into a cat
the tatoe idea isn't bad lol
cover yourself in a cats hide under the light of a full moon and sacrifice a dog and you will transform
First,
become a scientist specialist in cat.
and then, turn yourself into cat by transferring the genes of the cat to your body.
Good luck!
i dunno if your gonna be able to manage this......its a difficult process. if you have the stomach, the heart and the big fat balls to do this, then READ ON!
first, you need to acquire some kind of large cattle. it doesn't matter what colour, as long as its definitely only brown.
next you need to find a small child and attach skateboards to his hand and feet and watch him roll away into the distance. enough slacking! back to the transformation.
take a cactus, no bigger than 2 foot and wrap it in the curtains from your uncles kitchen. this is imperative.
now climb into that large cattle you found. treat it like a hotel!
when you emerge you will find that you are actually a cat.
good luck.
Umm u kinda cant! sorry why dont u just get a bunch of cats then go see a therapist!
First become James Bond...
if u a man get a sex change that u will b a pussy (cat) lol. get makeup and a costume
drink milk and click your shoes three times and say 'i want to be a cat'
Become a witch