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I'd open it up with a crowbar, and I'd let Pandora clean up her own mess. It's not my fault that she's got a bunch of junk in her box!!

Guerber (1907)

..."Jupiter had malignantly crammed into this box all the diseases, sorrows, vices, and crimes that afflict poor humanity; and the box was no sooner opened, than all these ills flew out, in the guise of horrid little brown-winged creatures, closely resembling moths. These little insects fluttered about, alighting, some upon Epimetheus, who had just entered, and some upon Pandora, pricking and stinging them most unmercifully. They then flew out through the open door and windows, and fastened upon the merrymakers without, whose shouts of joy were soon changed into wails of pain and anguish"....

no probs with cleaning that bugger up, it will just fly straight out of the window...actually it is the best mess in the world to create...self disappearing mess! Wicked!!!

Unless you do want some sex gags about opening up her box...Dr. Phil summed it up though

You open it with humility and the clarity to understand that whatever happens . . . is all on your shoulders. It would be wise to have a broom handy.

You don't.

And It won't be me cleaning it up!

There are other boxes,far more enjoyable to open!

:)

Very carefully.!

Very carefully and not me.

very carefully

usually by opening my mouth when I oughta keep it shut.

VERY CAREFULLY.........

try to use a key!!!!HOPE that is work!!!!!