how to contact alien life???!!!?
okay man my dog has come home with green goop on her, My neighbor Ms. Bates has gone missing, and I keep hearing things at night! The cops just left my house and i told them everything exept for the alien part because the aliens took over the government and then the government took over the police EVERYWHERE!! I need to know how to cumminicate with them so they dont kill me!! what is the best way?? I have already tried the bread thing, it didnt work! Help I need answers!!!
Update:i didnt contact the cops.....Ms. Bates daughter did beacause i called her to ask her where her mother (my neighbor) is!!!!
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'' The cops just left my house and i told them everything exept for the alien part because the aliens took over the government and then the government took over the police EVERYWHERE!! ''
What the heck? If aliens took over the cops, then why contact them? I don't know if you are telling the truth or not. But, chill out man.
Don't even try to contact them. Intelligent life could be light years away from you.
What I mean is you need to chill out. If aliens took over, then I'm the king of the world. I don't see anything like that on the news.
The aliens are all around & have been helping our planet/species develop for ages that's why there's been so many massive leaps in advancements in such short periods of time I believe. In fact I'm an alien myself... Most taxi drivers are aliens & off key churches which run yoga & meditation groups can help to attune to the more subtle levels of reality in the universe but be careful which being u contact i.e. the ones hitler got in touch with were probably bad & no good can ever come from ouija boards. Never ask a priest to perform an exorcism.. Go to a hill in the middle of the country side at night, strip naked & sing any elvis song & u will definitely be abducted but watch out for wild animals & a 12oz steak to show your appreciation. Many blessings, crystal love - may the light of truth light ur way!?!?!?
Well 2 things
Put a sign over your door :
to any aliens -- I don't live here -- in fact no one lives here.
Wear a tin foil hat.
A tin foil hat is 100% protection against aliens, but yo do need to wear it 24/7.
No one who has been wearing a tin foil hat has EVER been harmed by aliens.
Buy a pair of red slippers and click the toes together. This will teleport you to Oz. When you are ready to return home, click the heels together.
The only reason they would kill you is if you keep talking about them on an open forum.
If you don't cause trouble, you're safe.
So stop the questions and it will be fine.
Go to your local mental asylum and begin to bang a pot and wooden spooonn together. this will show you intend peace. they will take you too a paded room in which they will beam voices in your head. you communicate there but be careful, if you anger them you will be kept prisoner there
Quit snorting that booger sugar and I'm sure you'll be alright.
I think you're sleep typing while having a nightmare.
WAKE UP!!!!
Do what I do,
put an add on Craig's List.
you can not contact with the alien.they will contact with you