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And by the power vested in me......I award you a MD plus a post doctorate degree Biology.

Congratulations Doctor.

I hereby award you a PhD in Gynecological Talk

Now I want a Peace prize because I've been talking about peace for almost as long as Obama's been alive.

Seems about right became president without any accomplishments never own a business never ran a government never ran anything so getting a nobel peace prize without doing a damn thing seems the logical step

During the previous president, there was a large disconnection betwen the US and other countries, including Europe. Even during his campaign and including the times he went to Europe, he was striving to mend these fences. This is not a new thing, he has been talking and thinking about ways to promote peace and has done so in countries that have been against the US. Few others have done the same, like Gandhi, Churchill, FDR, JFK, Ghandi, etc.

As for your doctorate, practicing only on yourself with your own hand doesn't count. And you are not that good with doing that either.

One final point, your guy lost and ours won by a landslide. Get over it. z

underwater basket weaving. And I would like to thank the committee in advance. I don't deserve this award. I have never woven a basket much less underwater as I am terrified of sharks. I am honored that the committee also thinks I am worthy, being as how I have done absolutely nothing to deserve this award. I am honored to be in the company of all the other underwater basket weavers who have gone before me. After I tax myself 70% of my earnings, and pay the honorable dog doo picker upper what he is worth, after all, he did have to clean up after the dog who crapped on Air Force One, I will donate the remaining 3.00 to the Charlie Rangle freedom fund.

Thank you.

i got a B.A. in Organic chemistry and Criminal justice. it cost me 88,000 not including books. i got over 125 books at home now. i only make 65,000 a year...

But has your thinking and talking of "Gynecology" affected the attitudes of people around the world? No. Therefore, you've accomplished nothing.

Please answer my question:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnEul...

He already won it.

Your logic has a hole in it, but your future doesn't.

Does your thinking about it make you think you're going to get any?

Does your thinking about it make anyone else think they're going to get any?

Can I have my masters in thermodynamics?