I've seen the trucks for Knowhow, which provide technical support for Currys and PC World. I like the slogan on the back of the trucks. It says "I'm no racing driver, but I Knowhow to deliver a hard drive". I find this rather amusing. It must have been a genius who thought of that.

I've thought of a similar phrase, which could be used for a car bumper sticker. It is "I'm not Chesney Hawkes, but I'm the One and Only person to drive this car". What do you think of these slogans? My friends tell me I'm obsessed with Chesney Hawkes.

I've thought of a slogan for a truck/company which delivers beds. The slogan on the truck could be "I'm not a potato lover, but i know when to hit the sack". How about that? To hit the sack means to go to bed.