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"If I am right, then <religious fundamentalists> will not go to Heaven, because there is no Heaven. If they are right, then they will not go to Heaven, because they are hypocrites."

- Isaac Asimov

Traveler: "God has been mighty good to your fields, Mr. Farmer."

Farmer: "You should have seen how he treated them when I wasn't around."

~Author Unknown

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do. ~Anne Lamott

Religion is the sign of the oppressed creature, the sentiment of a heartless world, and the soul of soul-less conditions. It is the opium of the people. ~Karl Marx, "Contribution to the Critique of Hegel's Philosophy of Right," 1884

I believe in God; I just don't trust anyone who works for him. ~Author unknown, from a stand-up comedy routine on television

There are three religious truths: 1) Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2) Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3) Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters. ~Author Unknown

Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. ~Author Unknown

If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow strictly the teachings of the New, he would be insane. ~Robert G. Ingersoll

It is fear that first brought gods into the world. ~Petronius Arbiter, Satyricon

The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself. ~Richard Burton

Religion is a fashionable substitute for Belief. ~Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? ~Douglas Adams

That quote is quite illogical. It's a false analogy.

Crooks avoid cops because they don't want to get caught.

Atheists don't find god because there is no god (certainly no compelling evidence of the existence of such a thing).

To suggest that atheists avoid god would be like me saying you've been avoiding fairies and leprechauns; if you have any sense you are not actively seeking out fairies and leprechauns, rather, you find them to be preposterous.

That makes no real sense. When a crook is injured the first person they call for to save their *** is 911, cause 911 always shows up sooner or later.

"'Life is not a journey to the grave with the

intention of arriving safely in a pretty

and well preserved body,

but rather to skid in broadside,

thoroughly used up,

totally worn out,

and loudly proclaiming,

"WOW! What a ride!"'

really? I have committed a few crimes and I know where to finds cops, the Police department, I almost sit next to one in my Intro to Criminology class, you could floor it through town, start shooting up in the sky, etc.!

“If there are twelve clowns in a ring, you can jump in the middle and start reciting Shakespeare, but to the audience, you'll just be the thirteenth clown”

Adam Walinsky

The essence of freedom is the proper limitation of governmental control.

"When one person suffers a delusion, it is called insanity. When many suffer from a delusion, it is called religion.

-- Robert M. Pirsig

My husband is a cop.

"Don't expect intelligence from someone who ignore the evidence before them but holds that all truth comes from a contradictory and discredited book" - Me

"Abstinance makes the church grow fondlers." - Unknown