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One day there were three boys walking down the street, and suddenly they heard cries for help. When the boys got to the noise they saw George W. Bush in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning.

Dubya asked the boys how he could ever repay him. The first boy said, "I want a boat."

The second boy said, "I want a truck."

And the third boy said, "I want three tombstones with our names all on them."

Dubya asked, "Why is that, son?"

The little boy said, "Because when my Dad finds out that we saved you, he is going to kill us all!"

Hard to say which one is the best. Here is one near the top since it is a joke of one president and potential of two presidents::

Clinton is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas of

Washington D.C. He notices a good looking prostitute. She sees this and calls out "Fifty dollars!" He's tempted, but the price is a

little high so he calls back "Five!" She'd disgusted and turns away and Bill continues his jog.

A few days later, he finds himself jogging in the same area and as luck would have it, the prostitute is still there. But she won't come down on her price. "Fifty!" she shouts and Bill answers her "Five!"

No sale.

About a week later, Hillary has decided that she wants to get into

shape so she demands to go jogging with Bill. They get to the seedy part of town and the same prostitute is still there. She eyes Bill and Hillary together and yells "See what you get for five dollars!"

It's a proctology one: President Bush thinks his plan for Iraq don’t stink. I know it's crappy.