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The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Q: How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

A: You open the door, put the elephant inside, and close the door.

Q: How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

A: You open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

Q: The animals are all having a meeting. They all show up except one. Which one doesn't show up?

A: The giraffe. He's still in the refrigerator.

Q: You have to get across a crocodile-infested river. There is no boat and no bridge. How do you get across?

A: Swim. All the animals are at the meeting.

Build a refrigerator around the elephant

You have to squeeze him between the hippo and rhinocerous.

q.Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between 2 and 4?

a. Because that is the time elephants are jumping out of trees.

q.Why do ducks have flat, webbed feet?

a. So that they can stomp out forest fires.

q. What is black, burnt and has webbed feet?

a. A burnt duck.

q. What is black, burnt, has webbed feet, and is squished?

a. A burnt duck that went into the jungle between 2 and 4 when elephants are jumping out of trees.

q. Why do beavers have flat tails?

a. Because they went into the jungle between 2 and 4 when the elephants were jumping out of trees.

q. What is the natives in the jungle favorite food?

a. Squished black, burnt ducks with web feet that went into the jungle between 2 and 4 when elephants were jumping out of trees.

q. What is the squishy stuff between elephants toes?

a. Slow natives that went into the jungle between 2 and 4 looking for squished burnt ducks with web feet

Take the girrafe out and shove the elephant in and slam the door

Write the word 'ELEPHANT' and put it in the refrigerator.

You cut into half,like eleph and ant ,put the ant part in the freezer and the eleph part in the crisper....B-P

Remove the butter and stick him between the cheese and the salad dressing

Whats an eleph?????

u open the fridge and then u take the elephant and u put it in....