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If you use snappy comebacks to these idiots then you are sinking to their level. Please don't do that. The world needs smart, enlightened young people to lead the way for the future. That's you.

If you are a veggie and still in school, then see how smart you already are over these fools?

The joke will eventually be on them, because you might be their boss someday.

Keep your chin up and stay true to your heart, things will get better, I promise.

Vegetarian Comebacks

Well, if people are asking you if you are a lesbian then that is sexual harrassment and they need to be reported. And if your "friends" are dancing meat in your face, then they're not really acting like friends, are they? Get rid of them! You're better than them and need to get better friends who will treat you with a little respect. Just stop hanging out with them altogether. People pick on me all the time for being a vegan, and believe it or not, it comes from grown adults! I just don't even pay attention anymore. And if they are persistent, like if they say, "Wow, you're so stupid for being a vegan" I just say "I remember when I used to say things like that. I'm so embarrassed that I used to say such ignorant things."

Remember, the comments they make about comparing a sausage to a penis is SEXUAL HARRASSMENT which is ILLEGAL, my dear. Report them, for they are breaking the law and making you uncomfortable. Show them no mercy, because they obviously aren't showing you any.

By the way, it's a fact that in every package of meat, there's a little POOP. So the next person that waves it in front of you, inform them of this fun fact and watch their faces as they realize they are eating crap from an animal's colon.

If you can't ignore it, try sarcasm or feigning being oblivious.

Like when somebody says, "Oh, are you a lesbian? Cuz you don't like sausage? Ha ha ha." Say, in absolute deadpan, "Yes. I am a lesbian. And it is because I don't eat sausage. My diet totally relates to my dating preferences."

You could also try some ribbing back. To replay to the same comment, say, "Nope. Are you? You sure seem to think men are pigs."

When someone asks you what your favorite meat is, either assume the deadpan (don't miss a beat) and say, "Human." Or you could say, really cheerfully, "I like nut meat" and go back to eating your sandwich, perky as anything.

If they wave food in their face, grab a chunk of your broccoli and dance it in their face. Then say, "Why are we doing this?" You could also just say, "Aren't we a little bit old to be playing with our food?"

Basically, don't react, or react in a way that is totally silly, and it either becomes boring to goad you (you're not taking the bait) or a game that isn't mean-spirited.

Oh gosh, i know what you mean. My friends first did that and they would shove their canteen-bought pizzas under my face and be like "Want some? Oh WAIT you can't!". Unfortunately i'm not very quick witted so i can't help you with comebacks but just be satisfied in the knowledge that you are not as immature as them.=]

Eventually all my friends grew up and now they don't crack such lame immature jokes anymore. Hopefully your friends can do the same. If not, get some new ones they obviously aren't very nice and accepting people.

You could start by informing them that the sausage they eat isn't a guy's private part, but rather ground up pig flesh.

You can also sit back and remind yourself that they are immature and will (hopefully) one day grow up and realize how stupid they have been.

If someone says "oh does that mean your a lesbian cause you dont like sausuge" tell them " I like when it comes out my *** not when it goes into my mouth. LOL

OR

If someone says " what is your favorite meat " tell them " eat me and find out".

Find new friends quick! Also tell them that the hot dogs they eat are really ground up testicles and eyeballs. Then tell them to go stuff it in their mouth.

Read this list it will give you a few ideas.

101 Reasons Why I'm a Vegetarian

http://www.vivavegie.org/vv101/101reas2001.htm

tell them to enjoy that corpse they are eating. what they are eating is just like walking into a morgue and eating one of the bodies.