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When eloquence escapes me, I revert back to the vernacular!

Stutter

I resolve to call her up a thousand times a day and ask her if she'll marry me in some old fashioned way.

I've been known to pitch a bloody stinkin fit. lol

My blue hair and southern accent explain it for me.

go back to the blarney stone for a few more pecks!

Rely on my brilliant smile and wit.

I keep trying to persuade

Usually stammer and say "uhm" a lot.

i shut up