Sounds like you're a member of the poo poo party, that's the party that is in opposition to reality.

You are a Progressive Liberal, although you are out of step with your opposition to abortion. Still, you will get most of what you (think) you want from the Democratic Party.

Jeffrey Dahmer of Wisconsin was abducting young men and killing them, just so he could have sexual relations with them. Then he kept multiple severed heads of his victims in his refrigerator, and cooked their other body parts in large pots and cauldrons. But he noticed that once dead, their bodies would get stiff and start to smell bad. So he got the bright idea to bore a large hole into the skull of his next victim, and then pour acid into the brain, hoping to keep the victim alive for his sexual enjoyment, as a living zombie. But sadly, the victim died anyway.

Wisconsin does not have the death penalty, so Jeffery was sentenced to over 900 years in prison. But he only lasted less than 2 years in prison, since one of his fellow inmates took him out of the picture, thankfully.

I'm sorry, but what was your question again?

You're a pinko commie.

I see you as a liberal who has parents pay for everything that you've got. How pathetic you are my friend. Get a job and only then can you appreciate where those that pay taxes are coming from.

You are on the left wing.

Congrats, you are gay.

The Democratic Party is for you.