Women a problem???
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Hilarious and so damn true!
Actually, My dog would bark his fool head off if I was left yelling at the front door. This is a very funny joke.
what does it mean when a man is wheezing and gasping for air after being in bed wit a woman?
Ans: She didn't hold the pillow long enough
what do you get when you cross a guy watching the super bowl and a couch?
ans: a Lay-Z boy
How do You get a guy to pay attention?
ans: Tie him up and put a gun to his head (not the one on top of his body)
Was there a question there? Just remember God created man first. He then decided man couldn't cut the mustard so he brought in a woman. We have been doing wonders since!!!!. Have a great weekend.
Haha thats amazing
my goodness i am so sorry for u. she ate cake and preferred it to u, give me a call, i do not like cake.................r are u lookin for someone to blame ????????? well i hope u sort this out, i have a theory that sometimes a person gets married to have someone to blame for thier mistakes, please look inside yrself, she may well want n need u , maybe u are not the lover she expected, maybe u have something u wanna sort out, please try, u didn't get married cos it was a bit o fun, look in to it and sort it hon.
OK. Its kinda funny, interesting observation.
I'm a wife and I can tell you that's funny. I'll have to tell my husband that one.
I'm a woman and that's funny-I can laugh at myself...
That funny but pretty sexist.
Don't forget, God made man first, then had a better idea...
Hahahahaha, good one, even though i am a woman i still appreciate a good joke concerning woman. :)))))