women goes into asda?
A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Asda in Dundee with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Asda. Nice children you've got there -- are they twins?"The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.Why the hell would you think they're twins ?..... Do you think they look alike, ya dickead?""Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!
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As someone who has been in Asdas in Dundee many times, I truly understand this joke because the place is HOACHING with women who are just like that.
And the kids - the boy would be called Wee Davy and the girl would be Courtney (pronounced CORE TEN AAAAAAAAY GET BACK HERE YOU WEE SH**E" OR I'LL SKELP YER AR*E)
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good but not great 6/10
Very funny. I'm sure a lot of us know someone who could be that mother.
Was she in Chav clothing, too?
Thats the funniest ever! LOL
lol that's good 9/10
One up to ASDA! good laugh !
I put this one on last week, but it was Walmart instead of Asda.
Hahaha...LOVE IT!!! 8/10
Good one..brilliant!