Was lazing in the sun licking his behind when a visitor turned to the keeper and said. "That's a docile old lion isn't it?" "No way," said the keeper, "It's the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a Government Politician into the cage and completely devoured him." "Hardly seems possibly," said the astonished visitor "Then why is he lying there licking his backside?" "He's trying to get the taste out of his mouth!" Said the keeper.