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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin 

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday. Paris Hilton 

"Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. Carl Sandburg

"If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia." Thomas Szasz

"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." - Buddy Hackett

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

One day someone will walk into your life 

and make you see why it 

never worked out with anyone else..unknown

If you were going to die soon 

and had only one phone call you could make,

who would you call and what would you say?

And why are you waiting? 

Torn between two. 

Who would you chose? 

The one that you love...

or the one that loves you? 

Boldly Going Nowhere.

As soon as you get online...

whos name do You look for first?

When a Slow Song Comes On The Radio--

Whose Face comes To Your Mind first?

When You Hear Your Phone Ringing...

Who Do You Hope it is callin?

Whose name....

Makes Your Heart skip a beat? 

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?

Dain bramaged

You say physco like it's a bad thing

My dream is to hear rocks hitting

the window and see you standing in the rain... 

The hardest part of dreaming 

about someone you love...is waking up 

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 

"I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there." - Joel Hodgson

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." - George Carlin

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by."

- Douglas Adams.

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."- W.C. Fields

"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy, and I keep it in a jar on my desk." - Stephen King

How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand. Emo Philips 

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. George Bernard Shaw

If you want loyalty - get a dog. If you want loyalty and attention - get a smart dog.” Grant Fairley

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch 

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

That which does not kill me, makes me stronger. — Friedrich Nietzche 

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not kicking and screaming, like the passengers in his car.

"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." J.P. Getty.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window

--Steve Wozniak

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point. That's a basic spelling that every woman should know. Jeanne Bourgeois

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.

H. Jackson Brown Jr

When your heart speaks, take good notes.

Judith Cambell

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

David Barry

When the world says, "Give up,"

Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."Author Unknown

If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right. Mary Kay Ash

FAVORITE Quote : Love the Life you Love and Live the Life you Love Some qoute : love ?? a ga?e j??? ?ean? ?o ?e performed. Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream i am just a bit bit stuck within the center, existence is a maze, and love is a riddle. When existence offers you 100 factors to cry exhibit existence you have got one thousand factors to grin Sometimes we need to chance the darkish to peer the sunshine Everyone desires happiness and nobody desires to think suffering, however you can not have a rainbow with out the rain When Nothing Goes Right! GO left the soul might haven't any rainbow had the eyes no tears The approach you seem at me, the glint to your eyes. It's real robust how the time we spend in combination flies.

Cheese; Milks leap towards imortality.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself... Everybody can see but only you can feel the warmth.

Happiness is a direction not a place.

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Well almost everyone already knows this one but to be honest i feel that its really cute and amazing!

Roses are red

violet is blue

sugar is sweet

and so are you

I really like this one.

Your pretty, im cute, so lets be pretty cute together.

Haha hoped i helped but thats a popular one :)