Verified answer

Eerie, isn’t it?

Emmett Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 17, p.367

He’s no match for us, Edward. He won’t be able to touch her.

Emmett Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 18, p.383

She’s diabolical.

Emmett Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 18, p.387

You haven’t changed at all. I expected a perceptible difference, but here you are, red-faced just like always.

Emmett Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 1, p.26

I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone.

Emmett Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 1, p.26

It doesn’t count until she’s conscious, Rose.

Emmett Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 22, p.498

I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.

Emmett Cullen, Eclipse, Chapter 4, p.93

Fall down again, Bella?

Emmett Cullen, Eclipse, Chapter 15, p.342

I’ll try not to break anything.

Emmett Cullen, Eclipse, Chapter 18, p.394

If you don’t send Edward out, we’re coming in after him!

Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 2, p.29

You’re monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush.

Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 4, p.69

Nice to have toddlers guarding the fort.

Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 11, p.221

Did ya get in a couple of good swipes?

Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 22, p.442

Aw, what a waste. And here you’re probably the one person who could take him – since he can’t get in your head to cheat – and you had a perfect excuse, too. I’ve been dying to see how he’d do without that advantage.

Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 22, p.442

Lots more here:

http://www.twilight-quotes.com/characters/cullen-e...

eclipse: chapter 4. pg 93 line 8 from the top: and i quote "emmett had said, 'im really glad edward didnt kill you. everythings so much more fun with you around' "

breaking dawn: chapter 5. pg 490. line 19 from the top: and i quote " 'so its still standing?' he managed to get out between his snickers, 'i wouldve thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. what were you doing? discussing the national debt?' he holwed with laughter "

- i loveeeeeeeee twilght the series...

I got this one from the movie

rosalie: is she even italian

emmett: her name is bella

lol i thought it was a classic

(book 4, pg 511)

in relation to bella's sex life

'bout time somebody scored around here'