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The future ain't what it used to be. - Yoggi Berra

If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life

I can resist everything except temptations - Oscar Wilde

I intend to live forever. So far, so good - Steven Wright

I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much - Oscar Wilde

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch

some people go through their lifes without ever truelly going crazy... what simply horrible lifes they must lead

if your not first your last

if we dont beat you on the track, we'll beat you in the parking lot

you better pull out, before you let out (sex related)

lick it before you stick it.