How do I go about requesting a presidential pardon?
I got arrested over some total bs and got sentenced to 6 months in federal prison. I was convicted by a jury of my "peers" for allegedly beating off on an airplane but the whole thing is just a huge misunderstanding. I heard recently that the president can exonerate you from any crime which I think would be totally justified. Is there a phone number where I can reach him or talk to a representative or something along those lines?
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You want a presidential pardon for flogging your fish on an airplane? Do you think your penis and what you did with it is so important as to be worthy of presidential attention. No "lower court" will do for you, eh? Let's go straight to the top with our trolling, right?
Dim bulb!
Give about $500,000 to the Obama campaign, and write a letter to Eric Holder.
That's how it's been done in the past, but probably not worth it to clear a record.
Felons usually do this to get out of a 20-to-life federal sentence.
yes you can directly call the president. The number is 1-800-air-wack
http://www.justice.gov/pardon/contact_info.htm contact info
http://www.justice.gov/pardon/pardon_instructions.... instructions
There IS a 5 year waiting period until you can apply.
Ooops, almost forgot... (202) 616-6070, that is exactly what you asked for.
Now your cell mate can beat you off, Have fun, LMAO.