I have earned 541 points so far this week and reached Level 6 this week also. There you go, that's enough to impress.

I am hideous - my face has been declared a weapon of mass disgusting and every time I enter a bank I have to PUT ON a robber mask.

I have no life, whatsoever.

I am extremely stupid - I have a single digited IQ.

Are you impressed?

I dont live on this world to impress you.

But you're a sweetheart, don't take it the wrong way lol.

For 30 more dollars I'll wear the mask that you can look at.

*juggles 3 pianos while performing open-heart surgery on a giraffe*

Here. Catch my cat

I don't think I could.

.

"Send up a signal,

"I'll throw you a line"

*Rubs tummy with one hand and taps head with the other.