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Ese compa yami, habla en inglés como Yoda

Ahi te va mi ayuda:

-Waiter!

- Yes, sir ?

-Take a look on this !

-i see nothing, sir.

-there's a hair in my soup! It's gross. Besides, it looks like one of yours!

-Sorry, sir. I think i've got alopecia.

-Well.- i don't want your alopecia, i actually don't want any food from this place.. I need to talk to the manager!

-Oh no. Please sir, calm down. It's on the house, you can have whatever you want.

-Ok then, so bring me a cheeseburger with no hair.

-you got it.

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aquí esta en español:

personajes:

mesero

david:cliente

margaret:esposa de david

en un restaurante llega una pareja y el mesero dice:

mesero: ¡si buenas que les puedo servir!

david: ¿cual es el plato del dia?

mesero: sopa de camarones

david: pues sirvame dos platos de sopa por favor

mesero: enseguida se lo traigo

david:....( espera)

mesero: aqui esta los dos paltos de sopa, que tengan buen provecho

david: ¡gracias!

margaret:¡que asco en mi sopa hay un pelo!

david: ¡mesero! (enojado)

mesero: si en que le puedo servir

david: a mi esposa le salio un pelo en su sopa, que no tiene verguenza

mesero: ¡lo siento mucho no me di cuenta , enseguida le traigo otro plato!

david: no lo traiga, mejor nos vamos de aqui

mesero: por favor no se vayan

david: ¡ adiós!

aquí esta en ingles:

characters:

waiter

david: customer

margaret: wife of David

arrives at a restaurant a couple and the waiter says:

waiter: if I can serve them best!

david: what is the dish of the day?

waiter: shrimp soup

david: as two plates of soup Serve me please

waiter: then bring it

david: .... (wait)

waiter: here's the two avocado soup, with good use

david: Thanks!

margaret: that sucks in my soup is a hair!

david: waiter! (angry)

waiter: If I can serve you

DAVID: My wife went to a hair in your soup, which has no shame

waiter: I'm sorry I did not realize, then I bring you another plate!

david: do not bring, the better we go from here

waiter: please do not go

david: bye!