How much of the new american province will be set aside for watermelon trees?. Created by Jonny. politics-government-en - politics-en

ROFL! Watermelons grow on vines, not on trees.Obama won't conquer Syria, but, if he were to conquer Syria, there would be no fruit-bearing trees, because such trees require work, and Obama will put all potential workers on welfare and give them the vote, so they'll all vote for Democrats.