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Ah... I think he is great.

I never really got why he was obsessed with Lois though.

I think my favorite quote would be when he walks into the bathroom to find a cheerleader tied up. "Dear diary... Jackpot."

Hell I'll throw in a couple.

Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.

Brooke: Quagmire, will you accept this rose?

Quagmire: Really? After I drugged you and had sex with your unconscious body?

Brooke: What?

Quagmire: Yes.

Quagmire: "Hey there little lady. Why don't you turn around and show me your Lower East Side."

Woman (man voice) : "Sure."

Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off! Wait a minute...pre-op or post-op?"

Woman: "Pre-op."

Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off!"

Quagmire (runs outside in a robe): Hey guys, what's going on? I was just jerki ... ed out of a deep sleep.

Quagmire: So, you ladies ever been penetrated?

He He.... Alright!!

Geggidy Geggidy Gooo!!

or

Hey whats with all the Noise boys! i was just 'Jeerrrkin'...... out of a sound Sleep!!

^^ now that 1 was funny when i first herd it... aw man ... i gott so many

yo yo .. what about when hes talkin to 1 of Megs Frinds i think atta sleep over he snuck into..lol but he askes her how ol she is an she said i think 13 er summin like that an he says 18 all right!!( i think thats how it goes... nott sure but close)

I just discovered this show not long ago through my sister. It really is hilarious!! My fave scene from Quagmire so far is when they're in the bar and he goes up to a woman and hits on her asking her "How about you turn around and show me your lower east side?" and then "she" says "sure" and he says "uh, transexual, wait, post-op or pre-op?" "pre-op" "uh, transexual" I thought that was so funny!!!

"Who else but Quagmire? He's quagmire, quagmire. Never know what he's gonna say next! He's quagmire, quagmire giggidy giggidy giggidy let's have sex!"

I agree. quagmire is really funny.

Gigity-gigity-gigity-goo..... Aaaallllriight

Too many to choose from to pick one quote!!

heh heh alright

hes alright.

giggity giggity