A married couple want to go for a meal on their anniversary and after some deliberation decide to go to their local Chinese restaurant. They browse the menu and finally agree to order the chef's special which was the 'Chicken Surprise'. The waiter eventually brings the meal to the table served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to start on the meal the lid of the pot rises slightly and sees two little beady eyes looking around before the lid slams shut.

"Blimey!, did you see that?" the wife asks. Her husband had obviously missed it, so she asks him lift the lid and have a look. He reaches for the lid but just as his hand reaches the handle it surprisingly rises again. This time they both witnessed the two little beady eyes, again looking around before it firmly shuts back down.

Rather astonished, he calls the waiter over and explains what has

happened and demands an explanation.

"Well sir", said the waiter, "What did you order?"

"We both chose the same" the husband replies, "The Chicken Surprise".

The waiter responds, "Oh! I do apologise sir, this is of course my fault, I've brought you the Peeking Duck!"