A man received a parrot from one of his friends as a present for his birthday.
But soon he perceived that that was a rude parrot, which talked too much, and used every dirty words existing in the word, not polite or elegant at all.
He diciced to change it. Since then, he taught the parrot posh and cultured words, and turned on the elegant musics for it every single day. But that didn't work.
One day, He was angry and shouted to the parrot,"You fool! ****!" But the parrot shouted back to him more loudly, "You bastard, **** you very much!" He felt he couldn't bear the unthinkable parrot any more at its words, so he put the parrot into the fridge as punishment, in the hope that the parrot would realize its mistakes. But few sencods later, all he could hear are the curse and the shout made by the parrot inside.
Update:Suddently, the word calmed down. It was so quiet at the moment. Half a minute later, the situation remained the same. Then, the man was worried that maybe it's too cold on the inside, and the parrot might be freezed to dead. So he opened the fridge immediately.
The parrot walked out the fridge, got onto one side of the shoulders of the man, shaking. And then the parrot talked to the man with a pure-hearted tone, "I am sorry for everything, it's all my fault. And i promise you i won't do that again. Forgive me, please..."
The man was startled, wondering at the great and sudden change on it. But before he could say something, the parrot continuted, "Can i ask something? What did the chicken inside the fridge do to you?"
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Well Done, nice story.
Needs a little more work.
Some grammar correction here and there, but otherwise great.
Thank you.
It means "I don't what". But you can use it as a "noun" => Elle est si belle, elle a un je ne sais quoi dans le regard (she's so beautiful, she has a "I don't know what" in her looks) But I thought the French expression was used by English and American (with a cute accent), no? :)
This joke has been around for a long time - in English!
OMG!!i'm chinese,and this story is from our highschool English text book -_-
LMAO That was funny
haha!! it took me a while to get that..
i've heard it b4