A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy,
"Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."
Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally they summoned the police.
The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?"
"Fred," the cowboy moaned.
"Where ya from, Fred?" asked the Ranger.
With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Fred replied,.
"...the balcony
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You don't know how funny that is to me............have heard it before and actually cracked up at a performance of the Lion King when they started floating animals around the theatre....lol.........a friend said where did they come from....I replied the Balcony............they knew the joke and we nearly could not stop laughing....... have a great weekend....
I suggested it it develop into bypass great. I loved it even as Chris Harris performed that bypass body over the railing on hurricane. It develop right into a great tournament besides the indisputable fact that it fairly sucked it had to end in a double knock out. even as it comes on back Saturday i'm tapeing that tournament its worth having.
Sounds like Texas - just follow the rules - don't worry why he's lying there. But it was kinda funny too!
Oooo!! LOL. Poor Guy! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
good one but it took 3 back surgeries before i got it completely repaired.
cool beats conan
funny funny funny
must've been a "fall" movie
groan!
lmfaopmpl great one
Hahahaha! Ok... now I get it!
lmao...That was great...