ai les va unos chistes!!?

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ai les va unos chistes!!?

kual es el colmo de un electrisista?

k compre cosas corrientes

EL G0BIERN0:

Este era Pepito llego de la escuela y le pregunta a su mama que era gobierno y le contesta que ella no sabia que esperara a que llegara su papa llega y le pregunta papa,papa que es gobierno le contesta somos nosotros hijo te lo voy explicar. tu hermanito es el futuro,tu la juventud,tu mama la gobernadora, yo el presidente, la sirvienta el pueblo; en la noche el bebe se caqy ba a ver a su mama y esta durmiendo, ba avisarle ala sirvienta y esta con su papa. al otro día le dise al papa ami no me gusta este gobierno el papa le responde que porque y le contesta el futuro esta por los suelos, la juventud desorientada, la gobernadora durmiendo y el presidente echándose al pueblo.

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jajajaja este estan en ingles pero esta chido y largo:

It is Thanksgiving Day and a family is preparing dinner awaiting the arrival of the children's grandparents. Thomas, who is four is running around looking for is new pair of grey socks. He ventures up to the washroom where his mother is putting makeup on. Not realizing the boy is there she yells "shi*t" when she accidently gets makeup in her eyes. Never hearing the word before, the boy asks her, "Mommie, what does shi*t mean?"

The mother quickly replies, "Shi*t is just another word for makeup dear."

Thomas then asks his mom if she knows where his socks are and she tells him to go downstairs and ask his father.

The boy's father is stuffing the turkey when he cuts his finger by mistake. He says "fuc*k." The boy asks him if he's seen his socks and the father tells him to go look in his sister's room. Before the boy leaves he asks his father what fuc*k means and the father says "stuff". "Like stuffing a turkey."

The boy goes to his sister's room and finally finds his socks in the bedroom and puts them on just as the doorbell rings. Thomas runs down the stairs and opens the door. He greets his grandparents by saying "Hello grandma and grandpa, mommie is upstairs putting shi*t on her face and daddy is in the kitchen fuc*king the turkey..."