A guy walks in to pizza hut and asks for a medium pizza, They say "would you like that in 8 or 16 pieces?" and he tells them "8 thanks, i don't think i could eat 16."
A guy walks into a fish and chip shop near closing time and asks if they have any chips, they say yes we have and tells them "you shouldn't have cooked so many then."
3 men are working on a scaffolding site and the first guy opens his lunch and says "If i get chicken and cheese in my sandwhich one more time i'm going to jump off." The second guy opens his lunch and says "If i get roasted beef in my sandwhich one more time i'm going to jump". The 3rd guy has the same problem not liking his duck salad.
They come back to work the next day, the first guy opens his lunch and has chicken and cheese so he jumps off, the second guy opens his lunch and finds a roasted beef sandwhich, so he jumps, and the 3rd guy goes "i don't know why the 2nd guy jumped, he made his own lunch."
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the first one is funny XD
the two other aren't and they are lame :p
1) OOOOOOOOLD, but still funny. (I didn't think that anyone had never heard that one before)
2) Not funny.
3) OK joke. Also Old, but not told very well. The punch line doesn't come off well.