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A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm.

He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'."

His wife says, "That's a duck."

He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."

Hilarious videos- -

Handsome Men's Club (jimmy kimmel)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyGJXLxtVEo&playnex...

Farting Squirrel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysLJeveElZo&feature...

Hilarious British animal voiceovers.

http://www.wimp.com/animalvoiceovers/

F*@#ing Matt Damon (jimmy kimmel)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSfoF6MhgLA&feature...

MATT DAMON I'm F*@#ing BEN AFFLECK! (jimmy kimmel)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwIyLHsk2h4&feature...

Richard Simmons on Whose Line Is It Anyway?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTxkxG3DF4k

OFFICIAL - Terry Tate Office Linebacker "Superbowl Spot"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg5cdZ-Fnpc&feature...

OFFICIAL - Terry Tate, Office Linebacker - "My Debut"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DOm_RiklE4&feature...

I've got a few lame ones...

What country is the most slippery?

-Greece.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?

-Because he's dead.

What do you call an orange in love?

-Orange Crush.

What's the most sorry fruit? Apple-ogize.

I'm sorry, I'll apple-ogize for this answer..

Where'd you get the attitude, Abercrombie & *****?

nice hair

you're mom