How do you repel extraterrestrial aliens away?
I have my foil hat and my angled broom - but they keep landing in my front yard! What am I doing wrong? Make them go away! Help!!!
Update:No wonder it didn't work! I was attempting "Angela's Ashes" and "Ulysees" (sp?) - must have put them to sleep!
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Gee Radio, I wish I could help. Maybe cuz it wasn't Reynolds Wrap or you should have shaped it like one of them baked potato swans first. You could try reading some pages out loud from Finnegan's Wake and see if their heads might explode but I am pretty sure if they just read your answer to that perfume question you gave that poor guy, they might just **** themselves to death instead.
Oh, so close!
You need to cover the windows with aluminum too!
Keep the broom behind your door.
Good luck!
aluminum foil hat
Aliens<our diseases
they will be scare of that because they haven't came in contact with our diseases so it would be mostly lethal
play jerry springer loudly
if they are male aliens tell them your pregnant and they might be the dad guaranteed they will leave
go make out with them.