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None. And no one will ever convince me to wear one.

3

6

Let's see

Chicken suit...Gorilla Suit...Business Suit (Grey Sharkskin, very classy)...Class A's (Former U.S. Army)...Jump suit...law suit...

6 at the current time, but that last one is a complete misunderstanding involving suit number 1 and an incident at chicken restuarant...

In my Wardrobe here in Thailand I have two beautiful Italian Suits that cost nearly a thousand quid each in the UK. I have worn one once at a wedding .The other a couple of times at job interviews, and thats all. WOT a waste of money......

about 10 pant suits

for me or against me? My wives got together and filed some suits to ask for better work conditions and health care.

It's okay, I will go drinking with the judge the night before and get him so drunk he will miss the court date.

8 pairs

12, 1 needs a good tailor though...know any?

just the one, my birthday suit. ;)