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I think sharing a cigarette is sufficient

Nothing quite as funny as being taken against your will and being sexually assaulted, eh?

Tip the same amount as the guy who rapes your sister.

I think the going rate is $5 per inch... but you'd have to check that

Nothing, they should tip, or pay me. Like, I charge a gratuity fee

I was thinking....10-15% but since their from outta town.....5%! They won't know the difference! oxo

0% ...b/c the prober had a bad attitude and was rude

fortune cookie

I become their sex slave/servant for life.

Do you think that's too much?

I dunno ask my Doc he billed me.....