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Kid walks in door new puppy wants to play jumping all over and around feet. Kid pushes pupy away "says leave me alone I have to change and Do my home work" lays laptop on table, puppy hangs head, sad eyes. When kid leaves room puppy pulls laptop to floor and demolishes laptop, then quckly lays down and pretends sleep.

well you break your laptop and then go "O woops... I broke my laptop..."... if no one laughs at you then you can trip over a banana peel. (this works every time)