Summer 1984, I got woken up by the birds' twittering as the sun came up and brightened up my day, it was a wonderful moment to go outside and take advantage of the sun's warmth. I jumped out of the bed, made a couple of sandwiches and got dressed quickly before the clouds cover my lovely sun. that day was as wonderful as I had imagined. The roses' stems stood up for me, the sun's rays spread across my yard, the wind of a fresh new day had my window opened and blew the dust out of my old books.

I rolled the napkin over the grass and unzipped my satchel to take the sandwiches out. I put them on the napkin and started eating them piece by piece, I did not want to take them in one bite because I wanted to keep some for the rest of the day. After two hours I got a backache but that was pretty predictable, It had been bent 'cause the ground has no backrest to rely on. So I put the sandwiches back in my satchel, left it open, picked it up off the ground and look for a bench. Unfortunately, all the benches in the park were full, except one, on which a girl sat, I did not want to share the same bench with her but as I had thought of the backache I was going to have, I decided to sit on it. That girl started at me weirdly when I tied my Sponge Bob napkin around my neck. But that did not make me take it off, so I kept eating but as I was about to take the next piece of the cheese sandwich I had made she said

" – hey, what a wonderful day, I think I'll take a ride in my bicycle today , do you want to join? "

I did not want to answer 'cause that would get me choked, but she did not notice I had a food in my mouth and kept telling her stupid things

" by the way , I'm Anne. You know, you're one of a very few people who dared to sit next to me, the rest of them died from being ashamed, but you seem like a guy that has a taste in girls like me. otherwise, you would not have picked that bench, right? "

Well, that's sentence really got me freaked out, but I still could not make a comment 'cause we have to chew the food before swallowing it. But she did not stop there

" I think I've finally found the man of the dreams, he was sitting here all this time.. "

I wished that man had not been me, but as she got closer I did not wait any longer and vomited the sandwich right in her face.

My wonderful day turned out to be even worse than my dad days, now nothing can get me out of the bed,

I guess I know where all her previous " men" were all this time..

BTW, how's my english as a second language in terms of grammar, spelling etc?

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