I’ve impregnated millions of women. And millions of men too! With my linguistic erections I have had intercourse with a vast array of minds – lovingly planting my seeds in the soft folds of warm, wet brain tissue throughout the old world and the new. If you pay attention, you can feel me entering your ocular orifices at this very moment. My little spurts of salty verbiage have given birth to countless new ideas all over the world. I am a creator – an artist of sorts. My canvas is the human mind, and my paint contrasts the shadows cast by the cyberspatial glow of our blossoming collective soul.
And if you don’t find any of this to be the least bit impressive, then I daresay you must count yourself amongst the masses of the living dead – who I have to admit I cannot impregnate because…well, cuz they are freakin’ dead and I am not a necrophiliac.
This is a list of things that have happened to me since September of last year: My son was diagnosed with Ewing's Sarcoma, we spent months at St. Jude's while he had his operations to remove a solid tumor from his right distal femur and install an internal prothesis. My once active child went from a wheelchair to a walker to crutches, to a cane, which he still uses. I was left to face this by myself since my husband had a massive stroke a month later. Two months after that my mother had to have her leg amputated and then my beloved Aunt died. Then i was fired from my job of 19 years because i was late due to having to care for my family. This would have killed a lesser woman. But after crying and being depressed for a little while, I went back to college (i'm 49) and got another job. I go to school full time, work full time and care for my disabled family. If that doesn't impress you, i give up.
Your need to be impressed would indicate an excessive case of Narcissism---a psychological disorder.
The word is derived from Greek mythology. Narcissus was a handsome Greek youth who rejected the desperate advances of the nymph Echo. As a punishment, he was doomed to fall in love with his own reflection in a pool of water. Unable to consummate his love, Narcissus pined away and changed into the flower that bears his name, the narcissus.
In moderation, narcissism is said to be an essential component of a healthy psyche. In psychology and psychiatry, excessive narcissism can become pathological, or manifest itself as a severe personality disorder such as NPD.
The word is often used as a pejorative, denoting vanity, conceit, egotism or simple selfishness. Applied to a social group, it is sometimes used to denote elitism or an indifference to the plight of others.
First, I'd have to know something about you that would create in me a desire to impress you, so give it up...more details about you. Otherwise, I'm not impressed.
ok, why should anyone have to try to impress you, are you someone that i really need to impress? are you that important that everyone should stand up and notice? i dont have to impress anyone if you like it you do if you dont well who really gives a crap.
If someone over here is crazy as hell is:ThePeskyWabbit
hey crazy biatch, do you know you beside church there's a lot of places where you can go: Coo coo nest, mental institution, insane room.... (im talking to ThePeskyWabbit)
I want 10 points... and I have to say, I reported her @ss (ThePeskyWabbit)
She's a old biatch, she needs to get real, she need to get out of church and live the real world, also I think she need some sex... but you will want those hanging tyttis? who?! iak... old fat biach. LOL
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I’ve impregnated millions of women. And millions of men too! With my linguistic erections I have had intercourse with a vast array of minds – lovingly planting my seeds in the soft folds of warm, wet brain tissue throughout the old world and the new. If you pay attention, you can feel me entering your ocular orifices at this very moment. My little spurts of salty verbiage have given birth to countless new ideas all over the world. I am a creator – an artist of sorts. My canvas is the human mind, and my paint contrasts the shadows cast by the cyberspatial glow of our blossoming collective soul.
And if you don’t find any of this to be the least bit impressive, then I daresay you must count yourself amongst the masses of the living dead – who I have to admit I cannot impregnate because…well, cuz they are freakin’ dead and I am not a necrophiliac.
This is a list of things that have happened to me since September of last year: My son was diagnosed with Ewing's Sarcoma, we spent months at St. Jude's while he had his operations to remove a solid tumor from his right distal femur and install an internal prothesis. My once active child went from a wheelchair to a walker to crutches, to a cane, which he still uses. I was left to face this by myself since my husband had a massive stroke a month later. Two months after that my mother had to have her leg amputated and then my beloved Aunt died. Then i was fired from my job of 19 years because i was late due to having to care for my family. This would have killed a lesser woman. But after crying and being depressed for a little while, I went back to college (i'm 49) and got another job. I go to school full time, work full time and care for my disabled family. If that doesn't impress you, i give up.
Your need to be impressed would indicate an excessive case of Narcissism---a psychological disorder.
The word is derived from Greek mythology. Narcissus was a handsome Greek youth who rejected the desperate advances of the nymph Echo. As a punishment, he was doomed to fall in love with his own reflection in a pool of water. Unable to consummate his love, Narcissus pined away and changed into the flower that bears his name, the narcissus.
In moderation, narcissism is said to be an essential component of a healthy psyche. In psychology and psychiatry, excessive narcissism can become pathological, or manifest itself as a severe personality disorder such as NPD.
The word is often used as a pejorative, denoting vanity, conceit, egotism or simple selfishness. Applied to a social group, it is sometimes used to denote elitism or an indifference to the plight of others.
First, I'd have to know something about you that would create in me a desire to impress you, so give it up...more details about you. Otherwise, I'm not impressed.
It is not for man to be impressed by men but by The Creator God Elohiem ( the family of God), of all men.
ok, why should anyone have to try to impress you, are you someone that i really need to impress? are you that important that everyone should stand up and notice? i dont have to impress anyone if you like it you do if you dont well who really gives a crap.
I don't need to impress you, but I could if I wanted to.
Have you seen a 500 peso bill, Philippine money? You posed exactly as Ninoy Aquino.
If someone over here is crazy as hell is:ThePeskyWabbit
hey crazy biatch, do you know you beside church there's a lot of places where you can go: Coo coo nest, mental institution, insane room.... (im talking to ThePeskyWabbit)
I want 10 points... and I have to say, I reported her @ss (ThePeskyWabbit)
She's a old biatch, she needs to get real, she need to get out of church and live the real world, also I think she need some sex... but you will want those hanging tyttis? who?! iak... old fat biach. LOL
You must be sad at this time, you are human and you need assurance. You are a great human being! Enjoy it in the best way possible. Good luck!