So I have a boyfriend and it's long distance. We can't talk on the phone at night because his parents will get mad. (we're both 18 btw) Buut I like say these dirty things on purpose and I'll like correct myself and act like I meant something else because I know he'll freak out. Haha, well he said he likes them &that they sometimes make him...."aroused" lol. But could you think of anymore? Best answers gets 10 points.

Ex:

ME- I imagine you ever night inside me. :)

HIM: :o

ME: beside* beside me (;

Hahhah, kinda get it ?? (;