My dog is brighter than you.

your mom

my dog, and I don't even have a dog

My dog. 😊

Loyalty is hardly a measure of intelligence. The dog does it because you're the alpha and he's scared to not follow, plus there's food in the end.

Your dog licks you clean when you are done.

Liberals are loyal to the Elitist who Dominate them as long as they get their handouts and table scraps.

Your dog... regardless of your political affliation

Comparing humans to dogs. How Conservative of you.

Definitely your dog.