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LOL. That's good one!

I have to go watch Shaun of the Dead now. Maybe that's why Shaun and Liz were the only ones who survived, both of them are blondes.

They don't? Hm, you know some picky zombies, don't you? The ones just across the road from me would eat anything.

because they prefer the dark side

Because blondies are stupid enough to run into a corner so they don't have that far to chase them!......LOL