I am doing a sattire any it requires sarcasm and funniness. How do you like it? It's a little short..

Guns Kill People? Nope, People Do.

Are you for or against it? Gun control sounds ridiculous and a waste of time, thoughts, and efforts. It is an annoying topic! Why should all these people have to pass checks just to get a gun? So what if a person has a criminal history with guns and just getting out of jail on patrol wanting to get one? It’s not your business or anyone elses. Anyone should be able to get a gun, it is in our constitution --- we have freedom and are allowed to bare arms. We should be able to use it whenever we want to. It should not matter that by registering guns, police detectives would have an easier time tracking its owner if involved in a crime and ultimately leading to solving crimes a lot quicker.

Guns have multiple uses other than killing or causing robberies. Infact, guns could help a lot in schools and entertain kids. The fun thing in school would be if children and the teachers had guns. They could use it and enjoy the loud bang sounds that occur when guns are shot or the educational benefits that come from them. History teachers could teach them all about the wars with guns. It would help the kids get all get perfect A’s in classes if they could have physical guns to teach with and use. It would raise education levels in classes that kids don’t find very interesting.. Other than having boring paper tests, the school could get a shooting range and kids could use that for tests in history classes.The United States would seem as one of the smartest countries in the world in no matter of time. Oh, and don’t forget the hilarious part if a teacher was to accidentally get shot or was getting told what to do by their own students.

On the flip side... The government and other dumbasses who stick by it are trying to restrict guns because they want to make peoples lives harder. I always get a kick when I hear a mother's house getting broken into and a kid wakes up going down stairs from all the commotion - just to see his mother having a gun pointed right into neck and being asked where the money is. They always say things after the robbery to people such as “he was going to kill us if we didn’t.” I mean seriously guns are just weapons that could harm you if you were to get hit by one in a certain spot, but suck it up. It’s no big deal. They are just metal and shoot bullets. However, the gun cannot shoot bullets on its own. It require a person to operate the gun. The person waving the gun around is the mental one that needs control. If you were to be helpless and would not have a weapon, the more safer you would be if you were just to comply with a criminal.

What would our country be without any regulations or gun control? Simply, it’d be so easier just to rob someone and make money or get goods. You could always make money or get items such as food, electronics, and such really fast if you were to visit the local stores. All you’d have to do is walk up to a cashier showing off your gun, and just walk out without spending a penny or anything just like that. This could also really help the homeless or struggling families. It could also lead to more unemployment making it so that others could get jobs now.

Imagine this... You were to get pulled over by a officer for driving too fast. All you would have to do is show the gun, and the police officer would gladly leave without writing you a ticket. This would save so much money, especially from insurance companies. Also it would help courts save time. Our country is in a recession and we need to save as much money as we can to get more better.

If guns were to cause violence then why is there so many mass killings at guns shows? You always hear about people pulling out their guns to show others and end up getting shot and robbed, right? This is no gun show, it is set up by the government to stop the world from overpopulating and making millions and billions of money.

Additionally... We fought so hard for peace, however it would be so much better if we were to throw that all away and would all be allowed to have access to guns and could use them whenever we wanted. It would make the world a better place. The number of deaths from guns would become higher, I can see it now. but then the United States could “blow it’s own horn” for having the highest ranking for deaths with gun related cases. Are you picturing what I’m picturing? President Obama on his butt, meeting with the members of the united nations, and having a good ole time bragging it out with smiles and laughter.