Let's do our own primary election. Rank these Republican candidates for President in 2016, from 1 (best) to 19 (worst). Based on everyone's answers, I'll narrow it to three choices (reflecting the the Iowa caucus). Then based on everyone's relative rankings of those three choices, I'll narrow it to two choices (reflecting Super Tuesday). Then based on everyone's ranking of those two choices, I'll pick one winner. Anyone can answer, but please note whether you're an American, and whether you're a Republican.

Ben Carson - Neurosurgeon

Bobby Jindal - Governor of Louisiana

Carly Fiorina - Former Hewlett-Packard CEO

Chris Christie - Governor of New Jersey

Donald Trump - Real Estate Developer

George Pataki - Former Governor of New York

Jack Fellure - Engineer

Jeb Bush - Former Governor of Florida

Jim Gilmore - Former Governor of Virginia (announcement pending)

John Kasich - Governor of Ohio (announcement pending)

Lindsey Graham - Senator from South Carolina

Marco Rubio - Senator from Florida

Mark Everson - Former head of the IRS

Mike Huckabee - Former Governor of Arkansas

Rand Paul - Senator from Kentucky

Rick Perry - Former Governor of Texas

Rick Santorum - Former Senator from Pennsylvania

Scott Walker - Governor of Wisconsin

Ted Cruz - Senator from Texas

Interesting that nobody put Jeb Bush in their top 3 (except one guy, whose votes I didn't count, since he's a liberal).

So then I rescored it for the top 4, and got:

32 Scott Walker

27 Ted Cruz

25 Marco Rubio

23 Rand Paul

So then I rescored it for the top 3 (now only 2 points for a #1 pick), and got:

21 Scott Walker

16 Ted Cruz

15 Marco Rubio

So then I rescored it for the top 2 (now only 1 point for a #1 pick), and got:

11 Scott Walker

7 Ted Cruz

Walker wins!